"Son is attending a PROM. He wants the "vest look" versus the "jacket look"."I spent a good couple of minutes wondering why on earth some crazy doctor would be worried about his his clothing style while he attended a premature rupture of membranes, or why his mom would be in on the picture. What a couple of crazies!
I then realized, of course, that they were talking about a dance. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
How to know when you've really got it badly.